So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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