im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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