it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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