My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
only if we run a train.
done.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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