Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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