Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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