Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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