next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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