even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.