I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN