Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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