he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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