Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Randomize
