My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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