Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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