We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize