Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms