Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(952): View more from Minnesota

True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.

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(415): View more from California

I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny

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(802): View more from Vermont

Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.

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(224): View more from Illinois

someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?

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(815): View more from Illinois

We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.

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