so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.