Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(636): View more from Missouri

It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson

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(209): View more from California

I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.

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(213): View more from California

I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.

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(503): View more from Oregon

You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.

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(850): View more from Florida

I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now

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