Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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