Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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