I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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