That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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