So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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