none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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