kristin has been a bad kristin
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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