Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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