Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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