In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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