return my video game
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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