love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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