Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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