brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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