Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
only you would photoshop your dick
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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