I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
There r osticjed everywhere
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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