first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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