And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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