dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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