There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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