4 words: hood of his car
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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