It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Randomize