Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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