So drunk its hurt
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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