Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
did i walk over a car last night?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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