oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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