but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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