a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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