We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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