I must be too annoying 4 u.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i think i have herpe
just one?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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