just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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