Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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