i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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