Who wears a wallet chain?!
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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