Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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