I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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