The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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