i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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