i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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