Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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