hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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