come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
my liver is dry heaving
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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