got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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